No one needs that many hookups!
Not even soon-to-be major league pitcher, Theo Von Bremen.
So, I help him by routinely thinning out his contact list — because I’m the best roommate ever. And he’s optimal baby daddy material.
For me — not Amanda 1, 2, or 3.
But since the man can’t take a hint; I’ll continue to spray his sheets with my perfume and accidentally leave my panties in his laundry.
That has to be enough to break a man eventually.